Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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