the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
This is the high leading the old right now
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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