well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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