Already got asked if we're dating
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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