He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
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I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
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you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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