you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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