I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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