The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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