why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
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He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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