Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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