DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
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i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
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He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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