no. you can't hotbox the world.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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