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i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
May the power of my ass compel you!!
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
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