Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
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"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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