Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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