If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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