normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
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WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
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you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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