Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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