I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
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