Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i already hear my dad disowning me
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I have fence marks all over my body
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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