her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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