I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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