Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
and i looked up. we had an audience...
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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