That's intense
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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