i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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