i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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