if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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