Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
My vagina just clenched in fear
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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