names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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