But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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