What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
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Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
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I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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