Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
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I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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