I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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