apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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