Me. At least after what I've been through.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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