Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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