just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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