we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
He shit in the fireplace
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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