all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
