Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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