I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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