He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Randomize
