So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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