It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
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Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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