Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
a search helicopter?!
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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