Don't make out with my wife yet
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Hippo gnu deer
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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