I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
4 words: hood of his car
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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