shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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