what if every blade of grass was a penis?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
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Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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