I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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