There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
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You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
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He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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