he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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