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• (410): View more from Maryland

  he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Intervention is following me on twitter.

  (440): View more from Ohio

  wow.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.

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  True on all accounts.

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• (650): View more from California

  Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED

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