If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
25 Men Talk About the First Time They Went Down On A Woman
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
23 Ex Fraternity Brothers & Sorority Sisters Confess Their Most Insane Stories
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
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