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You're a womanizer and a bitch.

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(248): You're a womanizer and a bitch. http://tfl.nu/wf0c

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Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one

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Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...

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do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.

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(347): Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one (347): Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy... (802): do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy. http://tfl.nu/wg4e

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He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit

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(310): He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit http://tfl.nu/vjau

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Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.

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(215): Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow. http://tfl.nu/3cxs

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he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.

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(514): he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come. http://tfl.nu/c1dt

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Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?

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(701): Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire? http://tfl.nu/pmju

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(225): View more from Louisiana

all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.

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(225): all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices. http://tfl.nu/vgow

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Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate

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(360): Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate http://tfl.nu/9xzc

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After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine

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(315): After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine http://tfl.nu/ymwq

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My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.

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(304): My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point. http://tfl.nu/bf1e

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I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.

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(812): I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend. http://tfl.nu/7cvr

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You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.

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Any good?

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Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point

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(515): You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka. (1-515): Any good? (515): Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point http://tfl.nu/htpx

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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.

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(614): im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year. http://tfl.nu/ildj

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Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.

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(740): Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober. http://tfl.nu/5nza

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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....

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(248): It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory.... http://tfl.nu/ewu1

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