Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Small penises have feelings too.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
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